A Cell Phone Call From a Missing Friend
I just want to say that a frog that’s armed is kind of crazy. How can a little frog carry a weapon?
Wait. What was that? I saw something moving by that old log. Oh shit, it’s a gun. How the hell can a gun be moving by its self. Oh now I see it. It’s green. It’s a frog! It’s got a gun!
This was a friend of mine, talking to me on his cell phone. After he said that, all I heard were gun shots. He’s been missing ever since. I’m hoping he’s ok, but I’ve got a bad feeling about this.
Everybody seems to think frogs are cute little things. If they only knew the truth!
That’s right they aren’t just any frog. They are KILLER frogs. That’s right KILLER FROGS!!! Croaking, Croaking alwaysCroakng. Killer frogs!WATCH OUT!