Spring A Bad Time?

Yes I know you think spring is wonderful, the flowers are blooming, the birds are breeding.

Well that’s just nice isn’t it.

Do you know what the frogs are up to?

I’ll tell you.

They’re making tadpoles, lots of tadpoles. Those tadpoles will soon grow into frogs. Which is just fine for plain old ordinary frogs, but not if they’re KILLER FROGS!

They will soon be gun toting, rocket launcher carrying  adults.

It’s bad, real BAD!!

You can hear them.

They’re out there!

Croaking, croaking, always CROAKING!

KILLER FROGS!!!

 

WATCH OUT!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

yummmmmmmmm french fries!

There are FROGS on the Loose

There are frogs on the loose.

There are frogs on the loose.

I know. So what?

Until one of them whacks you in the head.

Then it’ll all be over. You’ll be DEAD.

That’s right DEAD!

They aren’t just any old frogs.

They aren’t just swimming in the swamp.

Listen.

That’s right listen!

You’ll hear them.

They’re out there.

In the Swamps.

Down in the marshes.

Hanging out in the pond.

Now do hear them?

Croaking, croaking, always croaking!

KILLER FROGS!!

WATCH OUT!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I like my french fries.

NO NO NO

What? You thought this was Shakespeare. NO! You thought this was rocket science. NO! You thought this was The Secret. NO!

This is life or death.

This is being alive tomorrow.

This is FROGS!

KILLER  FROGS!!!

They got guns, They got Knives.

THEY GOT INTERCONTINENTAL BALLISTIC MISSILES!!!!!!!

With Atomic warheads.

You better be ready. You know they’re out there.

YOU CAN HEAR THEM!

Croaking, croaking, always CROAKING!!

KILLER FROGS!!!!

WATCH OUT!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I see you with those french fries

You KFL

I’m so sick of you. That’s right YOU.  You think I don’t know what your doing but I do. I know. I can see right through you. You’ve been kissing frogs, not just any frogs. KILLER FROGS. Those nasty murdering slimy green and yellow monsters. Those bomb blasting, gun toting, knife slashing, blood covered amphibians.

You KFL

That’s right!

Your a KILLER FROG LOVER.

I know. I went by your house.

I heard them.

You can’t hide them.

We all hear them

Croaking, Croaking, always CROAKING!!

KILLER FROGS!!!!!

WATCH OUT!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Now quite kissing those damn frogs and give me the french fries.

What?

What the F is going on HERE!!!!!!

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Just what the FROG is going on around here?

That’s RIGHT!

You know it.

They’re here!

Croaking, croaking always CROAKING

KILLER FROGS!!

WATCH OUT!!!

 

 

 

Ha! Ha! I got the French Fries!

Our First Look At A Killer Frog

Jon was found dead the other day. That’s right DEAD! There were bullet holes all over his cold dead body. Two hundred and seventeen to be exact. Yep, Two hundred and seventeen. Them police they counted them all, all two hundred and seventeen. Poor Jon, he didn’t have a chance.

Well them cops, them did their investigating. Trying to come up with a suspect, but were getting nowhere. Then one of them cops Deputy Otto noticed a piece of crumpled up paper stuffed in a crack in the floor near where Jon’s dead bloody hand was lying. He pulled it out and smoothed it flat. As soon as he saw it his face turned white. You know that white with a touch of blue that just says FEAR! He was afraid, very afraid.

Here’s that paper, just try not to get so scared you wet yourself.

You ready.

OK I warned you.

Here it is.

Killer Frog Drawing

Jon’s Drawing of that murdering KILLER FROG!

 

Where are the french fries???????

 

 

 

 

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There’s a Frog in my Bucket

There’s a frog in my bucket dear Liza, dear Liza

There’s a frog in my bucket dear Liza

Oh no it’s got a gun!

That was Bob happily singing cause he found a frog in his bucket.

He thought the frog was cute. He thought it was funny that the frog had accidentally jumped in his bucket.

It was no accident, that frog jumped in there on purpose. He brought his gun. It was no pea shooting 22, it was an assault rifle.

Bob was dead in seconds.

Beware they’re out there.

That’s right FROGS, but not just plain ordinary frogs. KILLER FROGS.

You can hear them, you know you can hear them.

Croaking, Croaking, always CROAKING !

KILLER FROGS  !!!

WATCH OUT  !!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

Alright enough about the french fries. I don’t know where the hell the french fries are.

Snow

It’s snowing and the frogs are pissed.

They want blood.

They got guns, knives, and baseball bats.

Did you hear that?

You know you hear them.

Croaking,croaking, always CROAKING

KILLER FROGS !!!

WATCH OUT !!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You got your pizza,  now where the hell are the french fries!

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You know they’re out there!

You can hear them

Croaking, croaking, always CROAKING  !!

KILLER FROGS  !!!

WATCH OUT  !!!!

 

 

 

 

 

I’m going to go look for your french fries, if I find them I’ll let you know.

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